Some food for thought ...
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Wouldn't you know it ...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Bumper sticker of the year
'If you can read this, thank a teacher ~ and, since it's in English thank a soldier.'
